the mouse and the pig..

ok, so i was just staring blankly at my mouse and my sister's mouse when suddenly, came out of nowhere, i imagined of a PIG MOUSE!

a PIG mouse is:

- when you left click, it would say "OINK! OINK!"

- when you right click, it would squeal "EEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!"

- when you roll the mouse wheel, it would sound like a pig falling down the stairs!

nice right?

:)

-Van Hohemhein Hellsing

EBIL GAMES! >:)

hi there everyone!

im still alive! >:)

well, my sis was thinking is we could put a PC GAMES DOWNLOAD portion in our blog.. So i answered "HELL YEA".

while she's busy thinking of the games, i advised her to put these 2010 top games, both pc and ps1 2 3 games..

- kill the Kelly

- shoot the damn FURBALLALA

- Kelly-tac-toe

- Kelly Wars

- Codename: Kelly Next Door

- Kelly May Cry 3 (dmc3)

- Kelly Vs. Zombies

- Counter-Kelly (cs)

- RED ALERT 2- Kelly's revenge

- Crash Bandicoot 2: Kelly Strikes Back

- Crash Bandicoot : The Wrath of Kelly

- Crash Bandicoot Rampage: Kelly's Rampage

- KellyPoly

thats all i could think of for now..

im off to bed cuz my eyebugs are like shouting "HEY VAN YOU BITCH! SLEEP!!"

-Van Hohemhein Hellsing

Pancake... anyone? HAHA!

Me and Van had a midnight snack and we [I!] decided to cook some pancakes. I cooked 5, 3 for Van and 2 for me. I asked Van to put the rest back to the fridge. Then I told him to just cook noodles if he's still hungry... and then this guy IDK WTH was he thinking... he suddenly came out of the kitchen with a plate and a pancake in it... You know what it looked like... >_<

Then I was looking at the plate... I thought it was a SCRAMBLED EGG! Then he suddenly said "Don't touch! It's murdered!" NIAHAHAHAHAHA! Even if I knew what it was in the first place, I wouldn't even dare eat it! It so so looks raped, snatched and murdered! :))

-- Jovi~

SWITCH it up!

Van and I are playing Diablo II... unfortunately,we wanna finish the game together [sweet yah? HAHAHAHA!] Well, we already finished that game... a few years ago but we just wanna have fun again coz we're bored, we don't know what game to play. We played, ro, CS, DotA, PvZ, Starcraft [??] and a whole lot more! So, back to the topic, we wanna play together but we couldn't configure how to do it... the router and the cable themselves aren't enough! So, I kinda think we needed the switch... but we dunno how to do it. So we googled and googled and googled. I asked Van to make a workgroup and the guy named it EBILSIBLINGS! So I was asking what name and then he said ebil siblings... I asked his format... he said... Obviously, all caps and you can't hit space on the form box <_< So, I was praying that hopefully it would work... and POOF! It did! HAHA! So happy! But since we're watching TV at the same time playing... we need to run back and forth from my room back to his room during commercials HAHAHA! :P

-- Jovi~

do the HI 5! XD

ok, well.. happy chinese new year to all!! happy valentines!

*dear god, this valentine's day i dont have a date.. so please to be fair, DONT GIVE MY DAMN FRIENDS A DATE!! OR ELSE IM GONNA WIPE THEM OUT OF THIS WORLD AND IM GONNA SEND THEM TO YOU VIA MAIL!*

well, to get to the point..

my sis and i made a very very happy long HI 5..

its like this.. hi 5 with your right hand 3 times.. then left hand 3 times again.. then cross your arms like this -> X then hi 5 then hi 5 using your 2 hands uncrossed.. then give a two thumbs up.. :)

try it.. bet kelly cant do that! XD

BTW!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR (KONG HEI FAT CHOI) TO ICE, KAKA, AARON, JOSIAH, JOEL, ALVIN, WP, AZGARD, our cousin Jessamine and Monti and ofcourse to my love one, MARAH!! XD

i forgot to put kelly!!

hahahaha!!

SPECIAL MENTION!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO KELLYANN "FAT FURBALLALA" HIEW!! XD hope you get more fat this chinese new year.. >:)

- Van Hohemhein Hellsing

FREAKING VAN DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S NAME WITHOUT LOOKING UP @ GOOGLE! NIAHAHAHAHA! AND HE ASKS ME HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME! WAHAHAHAHAHA!

-- Jovi~

Spoiled Van

A while ago during dinner, Van was the last one to come again. So we were all done except for him who just started to eat. Then this guy, IDK what he was thinking, he suddenly grabbed some piece of each food served. So, we didn't really bothered watching what he was doing and so we just turned our heads to the TV. Then I suddenly looked at him, I was watching him put some at his spoon and then, as he was getting the macaroni soup, I was just still looking at him, then he quickly put some into his mouth! And I was like, "OMG!" and then I was like this --> O.O and my hands automatically covered my mouth!!! And then I quickly said "MOM! HE ATE IT!" and then my mom looked at him and then this Van, he stopped chewing the food and said "WHY?" and then we all 3 looked at him and then my dad said "I TOLD YOU ITS STILL FINE" and my mom said, "THE MACARONI IS ALREADY SPOILED" and my brother was still stuck and his mouth was still open, its like he needs somebody to wind him up to make him move again. And then I put my left hand above his head and my right hand under his jaw and I tried to move his mouth, like a manually operated chewer! NIAHAHA! Then I said, "ITS OKAY... JUST SWALLOW IT. IT WON'T DO YOU HARM!" NIAHAHAHA! Then he put all his macaroni @ the dirty dishes. Abnormal kid... he thought the soup was still fine... it was served this morning, apparently, everyone's out that's why nobody cared to touch it :P

-- Jovi~

For Laptop Users ONLY!!

Do what it says!

-- Jovi~

They're Cute but Bad >:]

Baboys are cute YAH!
Apparently... they're BAD!

Racist bastard... HAHAHAHA!

Don't you just love bad creatures? :))

PS: Thanks Ice for featuring my Blockhead [block art] in your site :)

-- Jovi~

Blockheads [Block Art Part II]

Sooooooooo... I'm still on the process making other block arts... I think its not yet finished. I'm still thinking what else / who else to make... so far I've made... :

- Jovi
- Van
- Baboy

So here's the next batch:


My brother requested for Monokuroo... and he wanted the black one.


That's Nick... Van chose the colors for him... Brown coz its his complexion and the green cap... coz Van said its a simple of a 'good boy' O.O [??]


I was thinking of a block of ice... but since I'm making blockheads... I just chose the glasses and the cam anyway, since Ice loves to take pictures.



Do they look familiar or did I murdered their image? >.<
if you missed the 1st batch... click here.

-- Jovi~

[} OOO {]

Currently listening to: to Where You are - Josh Groban
Current mood: not quite fine... (I think I got headache)

♪ air headed blockheads /gg ♪

as mentioned down below, BLOCKHEADS, yea! my sis actually made them with blood, sweat and tears (exxag) :))

now is the day that we'll try to make everyone we know(ofcourse our friends only) some BLOCKHEADS for them..

ooh, i was thinking that kelly♥ would have big big horns like WOOOOHH!! so it would look like SATAN MORROC! /gg

hmmm :-? well, its better if i dont tell you everything so it would be a surprise! :) hehehehehehe! ^^v

see yah'll later!!

- Van Hohemhein Hellsing

currently listening to "LIVE LIKE YOUR DYING"

Block Art

Soooooooooooooo... we were actually thinking of a good blogger pic. Originally, the design intended was big initials of our names "J and V" and then we would put 2 horns on each letter, and the horns would be like drawn by a 4 year old kid, then we will put a halo above it... with a little erasure. So, yep... I hope your imagination would come rolling with that one so you can picture what I'm thinking... but as I was browsing through my Winterboard themes... I came up with this very cute Picnic theme. To the developer, thank you for the idea... and I DO NOT intend to copy it! The block art was just inspired by you okei?? [I'm too lazy to run through the cydia files to check who made the theme coz fortunately, the cydia was loading slooooow]

Of course... that's me :) If you're asking why I have that kind of hair... its because I have a "palm tree hair"


Van chose black with red eyes... but he wanted a red & yellow =.= and he asked for a chains [I gave it a shot] and he wanted some spikes on the hand [I told him his block would look like a wrecking ball] and he ordered a headphone... a PINK ONE! >.<
No need for words :P

-- Jovi~

9:43am

wooh! i slept at 2am then woke up at 6:30am.. wth! then got online at 9:43am..

wahahahaha! and my sis is still sleeping like ass with her pillows stacked up like mallows.. :))

i wonder if she's dreaming of the motorcross game on the iTouch.. :))

wahahahahahaahaha!

ofcourse kelly and the others are in school and "STUDYING" like idiots..

hmmm.. for sure ice is sleeping too.. and so is kaka.. :))

nick's in school being dumb again, thats for sure..

oh god, my tummy aches.. need some food now..

AFK MODE! ~> gonna eat like theres no tomorrow!! XD

- Van Hohemhein Hellsing

Ebil Club!

Everyone... who wanna join the EBIL CLUB?

Well... as you could see. We set up a little portion on the right "Ebil Club"

All the pages/blogs of people can be seen on that portion.

We've got Nick and Van and Jovi... so who else wants? *we can see Kelly hiding underneath her bed but slowly raising her hand*

So yah! Hahaha! If you wanna be linked... you can say so... but if not... we'll still put you :3


-- Van & Jovi~

KELLY FINALLY ADMITS THAT SHE IS EBIL!!

well well well.. :)) IM BACK AGAIN!!

BACK FROM THE GRAVE!! >:) bwahahahahaha!!

now, lets get to the point of my post here.. :))

did you all know that KELLYANN HIEW admitted that she is EBIL? :))

WELL!! LOOK HERE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

and by the way, my sister is currently playing motorcross like an idiot!

and if you could see her now, you'll laugh your asses out! XD

and does kelly knew that she is FAT, ROUND, LALA, EBIL, OLD LADY??

hope she does.. >:)

bwahahahahahahahaha! XD

- Van Hohemhein Hellsing

[} OOO {]

The freaking motorcross is making me @__@... Its hard to play in an iTouch <_<>:] I kept losing in that game... better play roller coaster rush!! Broom broom! :)

- Jovi~

The Moo Moo Cow

Sooo... this current theme / template that we're using for the blog is obviously about a COW.

If you don't know what a cow is... well... it is a 4 legged that is usually black & white [its color!] animal that eats grass and gives milk.

Nooo! Nooo! It doesn't give you literally like when you say "Hey cow! Give me some milk!"
Then poof! The cow would HAND OVER a tetra pack full of milk! <_< style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">google.com" as simple as that! But if you're lazy then click here. After that... type in the google search bar --> COW

And please don't come back here telling me "Hey you ebil lurking creature! Google didn't gave me the appropriate answer for the damn cow!"
I'm telling you... I'll freaking slap you left and right!

Going back to the topic... Do you know why we used the COW as a template?

The answer is because... its cute...
look at the picture above... if you're blind... then sorry... apparently... how can you even read what I'm typing if you're blind?

And another thing... coz the moo moo cow have 2 horns... See? And it's happy! :)

What's the freaking connection of having 2 horns? Horns are those for ebil people! >:]

-- Jovi~

[} OOO {]

Currently listening to: Videophone - Beyonce`
Current mood: Hungrrrrry :P

Our 1st Post Together :@)

Van is dancing ATM... dancing like GAAAAAAAAAAAY!

So you see the pig on the right... there! ------>

Guess who suggested that BABOY!!!! Clue... his name is Van.
Okei! Keep the answers to yourself... Sssshh!

We're currently listening to I DON'T CARE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E and Van doesn't know what ATM means... he thought it was [A]utomated [T]eller [M]achine !!!!! >_< style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">I promise I'll be kind but I won't stop until that boy is mine... wuuuuuuu!

Our official color is GREEEEEN

You'll see more of posts like this................ keep in touch guys! :)

-- Jovi~ & Van

Stupid Post Down There!

Scroll down... see Van's stupid post ="=

THat feller is in front of the grotto... playing Gameboy <_< style="font-weight: bold;">-- Jovi~

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :3

well, this is the 3rd time im going on BLOGGING!

sounds so disturbing that me, VAN HELLSING will be blogging again.. >:)

its 12:44 in the afternoon now and im wearing a darn sweatshirt.. my sister who is currently watching T.V. looks like she got raped by WinterBunny..

I miss my RO friends, Kaka, Alvin, the 2 Jo's, Choco, Azgard, Ice, WP, Que and ofcourse my favorite, all time favorite, and the no.1 in my Bully list is KELLYANN HIEW!! :)) wahahaha!!

hope our friends could read this.. :)) specially Kelly, the big fat round ebil oba-chan.. >:)

well, till here.. later i'll post more.. need to go shopping.. :))

jamattane!!

- Van